Haiku Review: The Hobbit

10 Jan

Magic Middle-Earth –
Creatures of all different kinds
Except for women.

Sure I know the Dwarves:
Hot one, young one, funny one
And the other nine.

One of three movies
A Bilbo/Gollum buddy
comedy, I hope.

Hey thank you, Eagles
Except could you not drop us

Sweet Martin Freeman
I’ll see anything you do.
And bring Benedict.


One Response to “Haiku Review: The Hobbit”

  1. Rayna Coletta January 10, 2013 at 7:42 am #

    That sums it up basically perfectly and hilariously! The old Haiku masters would be proud 🙂

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