Couture Tragique: I’m a Lumberjack and I’m Okay

15 Apr

It’s almost spring out there, and there have been one or two days out there that have been warm to the point of balmy. Which, according to the bizarro way-in-advance sales calendar for many stores, means it’s probably time to start loading in the pre-winter gear. With that in mind, I think it’s the perfect time to celebrate a little accessory I found while trolling around Etsy.

Do you ever think that something might be missing from your life? Do you ever long to be leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia, with your best girl by your side? Have you always wanted to be…a lumberjack?

Well now, thanks to an enterprising young craftsperson on Etsy, you can be!

via etsy.com

Yes, don’t let your lack of facial hair (or ability to grow facial hair) stand in your way, now you can have your very own, to both warm your chin and the delicate area around your mouth, and to provide that stylish, woodsy masculinity. But what’s that you say? You don’t want your husband to feel threatened by your new flowing crocheted beard? Luckily, he can be the only thing scientifically proven* to be more masculine than a lumberjack: a Viking.

*Note: Lie. Not Scientifically proven.

via etsy.com

And lest the rest of the family feel left out:

via etsy.com

Okay, this isnt technically a brilliant crafted beard hat. I just loved this photo so much I couldnt resist.

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