Haiku Review: Red Riding Hood

5 Apr

Red Riding Hood, where
Wolf eats the town, but Oldman
Eats the scenery.

Medieval village –
You really can’t find the wolf?
Look for the fright wig.

In Northern Europe
Werewolves are common, as are
Dry cleaners, it seems.

Amanda Seyfried
What big eyes you have, my dear.
Are you part Tarsier?

How big is this town?
The same twelve people, and yet
Your own fire dancers?!

Please no more Emo
In soundtracks of medieval films.
How ’bout rockin’ lutes?

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