So you want to be a star? Well then, I think it’s high time you put on that canny jumpsuit you made yourself out of the finest Hefty Bags, take that catchy tune you wrote in honor of your favorite beauty stylist (shout-out to Tease-a-Louise!), march yourself down to that nice ballroom at the local Comfort Inn, stand between those potted plants and sing your way to stardom, my friend. Immortality (and an incredibly strange hairdo, if you get what you ask for) awaits!!
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