via ew.com
Okay fine, it’s the first released photo of the new Jekyll and Hyde revival, with Constantine Maroulis and Deborah Cox. But it totally could be ‘Hot Topic, the Musical’, right? You can almost hear the squeaking vinyl and smell the cheap polyester through the internet. If only Constantine had a little skull on his belt buckle.
I would like to think that if this photo had accurate thought bubbles, Constantine’s would be saying “I am Constantine. Look on my studlyness, ye ladies, and dispair.” And Deborah Cox’s would say “I am firing my agent, as soon as someone unzips this stupid corset.” And Constantine’s hair would say “don’t blame us for this, we’ve been the same for fifteen years. It’s a look.”
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