Apparently Princess Beatrice’s rather remarkable beige ribbon/pictureframe/octopus hat has gone viral, and among the additions is this truly brilliant one from a blogger called Twolf. I salute you, Twolf, you are my kind of deeply wrong.

Apparently Princess Beatrice’s rather remarkable beige ribbon/pictureframe/octopus hat has gone viral, and among the additions is this truly brilliant one from a blogger called Twolf. I salute you, Twolf, you are my kind of deeply wrong.

I just assumed when I saw the scornful princess wearing that thing that she was invoking the ancient Celtic traditions of the isle, emulating the nefarious sorceress Morgana the Beige.
And now, good Lord, it seems this reincarnated temptress has, um, ensorcled a new cohort of minions.
Monarchy and wizardry and hats! (Oh, my.)